The Feet

Minging Socks is a song about the feet of my dear mate,Mr Zak Morrison.
Zak has a problem with his feet. They stink.Many folk who have bad smelling feet have that kind of musty 'stale biscuits' aroma about them.
Not Zak.
His feet have a uniquely vile aroma about them.Imagine a bucket of vomit 75% full and someone comes along and empties a bottle of vinegar into it and then throws-in the rotting carcass of a dead animal into the mix and you may come close.The combination of all this with sweat and you have the most revolting feet in the entire world.
How did they get like this? He does assure me he bathes and showers regularly and that the socks are changed daily. I remain unconvinced and think he may well be lying as to the extent of his self-hygiene regime.
However, this may explain why he has remained single.
Don't get me wrong, he is a a handsome chap  and some might say he has his charms but ,as soon as they get one whiff of his feet, the ladies head for the hills.
He has tried keeping his shoes-on but unfortunately the sock smell permeates through the shoe leather eventually, eating through it with the sheer acidity of the rancidness.Also,it is very unusual to have your shoes on during all social activity (if you know what I mean).
At my place,he is banned from all shoe-removal and quite rightly so.
He even went to his doctor who asked him about his bathing habits and recommended  bathing his feet nightly in a salt-water solution>>>>>>>>> No Effect.

Cue the song-:

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